Child Concerned Parents Might Never Amount To Anything

Posted By The Onion
Date Thursday, 8 August 2019, at 1:22 p.m.

SAN DIEGO—Expressing worries about their seeming lack of motivation and ambition, local child James Lipstein, 12, told reporters Thursday that he was increasingly concerned that his parents might never end up amounting to much of anything. “I’ll always love them, of course, but I’m starting to think that if they don’t…


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