Back Bedroom Declared Off-Limits To Party Guests Like Forbidden Wing Of Decrepit Gothic Manor

Posted By The Onion
Date Friday, 9 August 2019, at 4:23 p.m.

TORRINGTON, CT—Warning that there was nothing for him back there, local woman Chris Redding reportedly declared a bedroom in his apartment off-limits to party guest Claire Upton Friday as if it was a forbidden wing of a decrepit Gothic manor. “Oh, the door past the bathroom? You wouldn’t want to go back there,” said…


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