Man hospitalised after injecting semen into his own arm to cure his 'severe, sudden onset' back pain

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An Irish man's plan to treat his chronic back pain by injecting his own semen directly into his arm has ended with him being hospitalised with a large abscess. Key points: A case study published in the Irish Medical Journal (IMJ) says the man sought medical attention after complaining of "severe, sudden onset lower back pain" after "lifting a heavy steel object three days prior", but later revealed his back pain had been much more long standing. During a physical exam, doctors also noticed his arm was red and swollen. At this point, the man revealed his homespun back pain remedy — injecting Read more

A 4-year-old trapped in a teenager’s body

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I got my first pubic hair when I was 2 years old. I couldn’t talk, I could barely walk, but I started growing a bush. Or so they tell me. I have no recollection of a time before puberty, before the carnal cravings, the impulses, the angst and anger and violence. There was no prelapsarian age of innocence for me; I was born, I took a huge bite of the apple, and, by 2 years old, I was pretty much ready to get busy with Eve. It was the same for my father, and for his father, and for his father, and for the men in my family going back as far as we have records. We’ve all carried the same Read more

Ford has just made a robotic buttock that can sweat

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Ever wondered how they actually test the functionality and comfort of a car seat? Me neither. Apparently though, it’s not something Ford entrusts to humans, but it’s one of those activities which they feel best suits the work of robots. Because they understand our butts apparently. And they’re becoming frighteningly life-like. And you thought the loss of jobs and the start of a potential war would be the biggest thing you would need to worry about with the upcoming robot apocalypse. Back in 2017 Ford introduced a robotic butt, called Robutt, which was essentially just a cushion at the Read more