Orlando Bloom kept skeleton of his pet dog and its penis as an ornament: 'I still get to say goodnight to him'

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Losing a pet is a heartbreaking experience for anyone and it leaves people holding on to every possible memory of their beloved pet. Around three years ago, Orlando Bloom, was so overcome with grief that he was unable to say bye to his dog Sidi when the pooch died. He went to extreme lengths in order to keep his pet as close to him as possible. The actor contacted a company that would strip the dog down to its bones so that Bloom could keep it in the house. Read more Read more

Rapper finds love after chopping penis off

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Christ Bearer, the rapper, who chopped off his own manhood is now a married man, proving there’s someone special out there for everybody. The former Wu-Tang affiliated MC tells TMZ he and his new wife, Cheryl, tied the knot December 30 in a super-small ceremony and his re-attached penis was fully functional on their wedding night. Source Read more

Woman ‘Happy’ With Job Cleaning Semen Off Horse Penises: "I Don‘t Mind"

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Mercedes Doblin, also known as the Sheath Queen, makes her living cleaning globs of dried semen known as ‘beans‘ off of horses penises. Doblin has cleaned up roughly 200 horses at $33 a time since quitting her job in October as a carer. She claims she has loved horses always and has never found washing their genitals bothersome. Doblin from Chelmsford, Essex, stated: “I don‘t actually mind doing it at all, I‘m happy that I can make a difference and make a horse happier.” Read more Read more

I'm not shoplifting. It's just my 10-inch penis.

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A U.K. man had the “craziest experience” of his life last Sunday when he was wrongly accused of shoplifting simply because he was too well-endowed. Steve Whitehurst, 47, was shopping with his girlfriend and her grandson at Scotts Mens­wear in the city of Stoke-on-Trent, the U.K. Sun reports. But at the cash, the store manager noticed a bulge in the front of his pants and thought he was trying to shoplift. “I had very tight jeans on that day and there was a bulge, yes, but that’s not illegal,” he reportedly said of his 10-inch member. “I can’t help the way I’m made.” “The Read more

Jeffrey Epstein wanted to have his penis frozen and “brought back to life in the future”

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Well, it’s finally happened. We’ve finally gotten to the arc of the Jeffrey Epstein narrative in which we learn the accused sex trafficker reportedly spent years telling scientists about his dream to “seed” the human race with his DNA and, separately, to have his brain and penis cryogenically frozen and brought back to life at a future time and place. America’s paper of record, the New York Times, reports: Read more Read more

Florida man allegedly used scissors to cut off penis of wife's lover

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Alex Bonilla, 49, was charged with aggravated assault and false imprisonment. The victim is recovering from his injuries at a local hospital. A Florida man is in custody for allegedly using a pair of scissors to cut off the penis of a man he suspected of sleeping with his wife. Alex Bonilla Alex BonillaGilchrist County Sheriff's Office Alex Bonilla, 49, was arrested Sunday after his neighbor told a deputy that Bonilla tied him up at gunpoint and cut off his penis with a pair of scissors. Bonilla then allegedly left with the severed penis, according to a police report from the Gilchrist County Read more

Cancer patient, 81, is left with a three-month erection

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An 81-year-old man had an ‘erection’ which lasted for three months and was caused by undiagnosed bladder cancer, doctors say. The unnamed Australian patient didn’t seek medical help for his painful erection until it left him struggling to urinate. He was diagnosed with an aggressive form of bladder cancer after scans revealed a tumour in the wall of his organ. Doctors said the cancer was so severe it had spread to the surrounding tissue in his abdomen and genitals. Cancer may cause priapism – a persistent, painful erection – if cancer cells grow in a way which traps blood in parts Read more

Man accused of impersonating Uber driver arrested wearing fake penis

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IRMINGHAM, Ala. (WBMA) — A Tuscaloosa County man accused of impersonating a ride-sharing driver has been arrested and indicted on multiple charges. Tommy Beard was arrested in March, and charged with two counts of kidnapping and impersonating a transportation network company driver. Beard is accused of picking up intoxicated college women from Tuscaloosa bars. When he was arrested, police said they found photos on his phone of the unconscious, clothed women in his backseat that focused on their "breast and crotch area." Court records also said, when 62-year-old Beard was arrested, he was Read more

Man wakes up from night out to find penis has been chopped off

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A man woke up from a night of heavy drinking to find his penis had been chopped off and was hanging by a ‘bit of skin’. Tan Nan, 44, had consumed so much alcohol he fell asleep while out with his friends in Hunan, China. In the morning, a sharp pain work him up and he opened his eyes to see his genitals had been cut off and he was bleeding profusely. He then rushed to seek medical assistance but was reportedly turned away from numerous hospitals as they were unable to complete such an operation. Finally Changsha Hospital took him in and he was treated by microsurgery experts. His penis Read more

Teen gets penis stuck in drainpipe and has to be freed with circular saw

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The randy 16-year-old became stuck in a waist-height metal pipe for an hour before eventually asking his housemates for help A horny teenager had to be freed with a circular saw after getting his penis stuck inside a toilet pipe. The randy 16-year-old lad put his member inside the waist-height metal pipework at his home in Johor, Malaysia, on May 20. But mid-way through the bizarre tryst, his privates swelled so much that they became stuck inside the grey alloy tube, which was uncovered and protruding outwards from the wall. The embarrassed lad desperately tried to free himself for over an Read more
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